carrot

Swedish footballer Rami Kaib was sidelined for weeks after breaking his jaw eating a carrot.

The cook had followed the recipe to perfection: chunks of tender stew meat simmered with onions, garlic, potatoes, parsnips, carrots, and tomatoes, seasoned with caraway and, of course, the paprika.

“Gallop on, my brave pony! There will be sweet carrots in it for you when we get back to the barn!”

Daddy kept a beautiful garden in her backyard, with rows of string beans, rhubarb, potatoes, onions, scallions, carrots, radishes, and beans.

Grate in a little carrot and suddenly you’ve made breakfast cosplay as carrot cake.