come-hither

Our exotic, come-hither, haphazard forest is being slowly timed out.

With her cascading brown hair, come-hither expression and upbeat demeanor, she seems more like a cross between a Victoria’s Secret model and Tony Robbins.

Often, when a male photographer shoots an ingenue in a hotel room, she winds up on the bed in a come-hither pose not found in the wild.

The handsome young man stares out at Highway 46: jacket collar popped, hair slicked back, blue eyes and parted lips frozen in a come-hither stare.

But the whole thing outraged many Republicans who, As Zack Beauchamp at Vox reports, complained that sticking your booty in a camera while flashing come-hither eyes runs counter to Christian values.