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Noble was convicted in July of assaulting three people and initially given a suspended jail term, but, following an appeal, his sentence was quashed and he was sentenced to nine years in prison.

O'Neil, also 42, is also emerging a surprise contender, although he would be a shock appointment given he was sacked by Wolves in December last year.

Beccuau said the two were in a relationship and had children together, without giving any further details.

But he quickly followed up with: "We have to give God thanks we're alive."

Looking ahead, I would obviously advise your mother against naming your brother as executor of her estate, given his track record.