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That would be Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, who will address investors on the chip maker’s highly anticipated earnings call Wednesday afternoon.

Investors are also left to wonder who will succeed CEO Tim Cook, after the Financial Times recently reported that he may step down as soon as next year.

On the weather front, Home Depot CEO Ted Decker said the lack of hurricanes throughout the quarter had contributed to the company’s lackluster quarter.

“Then why eat children, and not these CEOs?”

“After a robust process and a thorough evaluation of a range of alternatives, we believe this sale is the best outcome for our shareholders, as well as our employees and other stakeholders,” CEO Brewer said.