clumsiness

We've excluded penalties to show how good United have been at creating and restricting chances themselves, rather than relying on opposition clumsiness or shirt-pulling like they did to score the winner against Burnley.

“I’m sure we all have fractured toes from stuff like this...Just clumsiness I guess.”

These include difficulty concentrating, depression, stumbling and clumsiness, involuntary jerking of the limbs and body, mood swings and personality changes, problems swallowing, speaking and breathing.

The game, unsurprisingly, was a cavalcade of clumsiness.

"I regret my clumsiness and lack of care in choosing my words and can see the upset and offence they caused," he said.