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For all his crowing about his money and showing off, he really didn’t put on airs.

“Set on nearly an acre of pristine waterfront, this five-bedroom, six-bathroom, 5,777-square-foot masterpiece is designed for both elegance and entertainment,” the listing crows—before drawing attention to the home’s very splashy star quality.

Pay close attention as you glide by, as not all these ravens and crows appear to survive a visit to the gingerbread mansion.

“We will be the most horrible there is!” crowed Cassiopeia.

“I was dreaming I was in the crow’s nest...my turn as lookout,” he mumbled.