buzzed

cooked drunk inebriated intoxicated sloshed smashed wasted zonked

besotted crocked dead drunk groggy inebriated intoxicated loaded pissed plastered sloshed smashed soused stiff tipsy under-the-table wasted

sober

faced inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted sloshed smashed soused tanked trashed wasted

besotted drunk as a skunk drunken half-seas over in one's cups shit-faced three sheets to the wind tipsy

sober straight

faced inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted sloshed smashed soused tanked trashed wasted

besotted drunk as a skunk drunken half-seas over in one's cups shit-faced three sheets to the wind tipsy

sober straight

drunken

besotted drunk as a skunk faced half-seas over in one's cups inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted shit-faced sloshed smashed soused tanked three sheets to the wind tipsy trashed wasted

besotted crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken faced half-seas over in one's cups inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted shit-faced sloshed smashed soused tanked three sheets to the wind tipsy trashed wasted

besotted crapulent drunk as a skunk drunken faced half-seas over in one's cups inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted shit-faced sloshed smashed soused tanked three sheets to the wind tipsy trashed wasted

bombed faced inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted sloshed smashed soused tanked trashed wasted

besotted crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken half-seas over in one's cups shit-faced three sheets to the wind tipsy

sober straight

stoned tipsy

bashed befuddled crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed high inebriate inebriated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stewed tanked totaled wasted

boozed up feeling no pain groggy juiced liquored up seeing double three sheets to the wind tight under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

drunken tipsy

blind bombed boozed inebriated loaded looped muddled potted smashed tanked

high sloppy three sheets to the wind tied one on tight under the influence unsober

sober

sad straight unhappy

smashed

bombed drunk gassed inebriated plastered stoned tanked wasted wired

high

sober straight

bashed befuddled crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

glazed stewed

bashed befuddled crocked flushed flying fuddled inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed blitzed bombed crocked flushed flying fried gone inebriated lit loaded pissed polluted potted sauced sloshed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

boozed up dead drunk dead to the world drunk as a skunk drunken feeling good feeling no pain groggy half in the bag half-crocked high hooched up juiced liquored up schnockered seeing double three sheets to the wind tipsy under the influence under-the-table woozy zonked

bashed befuddled crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered sloshed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bombed crocked drunk fried inebriate inebriated intoxicated loaded plastered polluted soused stewed stoned wasted

high tipsy zonked

sober straight

bashed crocked flushed flying inebriated intoxicated laced lit plastered potted sloshed smashed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

boozed up feeling no pain groggy high juiced liquored up seeing double three sheets to the wind tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous crocked drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain flushed flying fuddled glazed groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups inebriate inebriated intoxicated juiced laced liquored up lit muddled plastered potted seeing double sloshed sodden stewed stoned tanked three sheets to the wind tight tipsy totaled under the influence under-the-table wasted

intoxicated ripped tipsy wasted

baked bombed doped drugged drunk flying fried inebriated loaded plastered sloshed smashed stewed tanked totaled tripping

boozed up feeling no pain on a trip spaced out strung-out

sober

straight

high

boozy drunk drunken inebriated loaded pickled plastered smashed stewed stoned tipsy under the influence

sober

bashed crocked drunk inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered stewed stoned tanked tipsy totaled under the influence of intoxicating liquor under-the-table wasted

sober straight

ripped stoned tipsy

baked bombed doped drugged drunk flying fried inebriated intoxicated loaded plastered sloshed smashed stewed tanked totaled tripping

boozed up feeling no pain on a trip spaced out strung-out

sober straight

bashed crocked drunk inebriated lit plastered sloshed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

high juiced tipsy

sober straight

clear-headed

bashed boozed up crocked feeling no pain flying high inebriated juiced laced liquored up lit plastered seeing double sloshed stewed stoned tanked three sheets to the wind tipsy totaled under the influence under-the-table wasted