feeling no pain

stoned tipsy

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed high inebriate inebriated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stewed tanked totaled wasted

boozed up groggy juiced liquored up seeing double three sheets to the wind tight under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

glazed stewed

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed blitzed bombed buzzed crocked flushed flying fried gone inebriated lit loaded pissed polluted potted sauced sloshed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

boozed up dead drunk dead to the world drunk as a skunk drunken feeling good groggy half in the bag half-crocked high hooched up juiced liquored up schnockered seeing double three sheets to the wind tipsy under the influence under-the-table woozy zonked

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered sloshed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed buzzed crocked flushed flying inebriated intoxicated laced lit plastered potted sloshed smashed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

boozed up groggy high juiced liquored up seeing double three sheets to the wind tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden three sheets to the wind tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled besotted boozed up buzzed crapulent crapulous crocked drunk as a skunk drunken flushed flying fuddled glazed groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups inebriate inebriated intoxicated juiced laced liquored up lit muddled plastered potted seeing double sloshed sodden stewed stoned tanked three sheets to the wind tight tipsy totaled under the influence under-the-table wasted

intoxicated ripped tipsy wasted

baked bombed buzzed doped drugged drunk flying fried inebriated loaded plastered sloshed smashed stewed tanked totaled tripping

boozed up on a trip spaced out strung-out

sober

straight

comatose paralyzed senseless

cold out raving

benumbed blacked out bombed dead to the world drowsy entranced flattened in a trance inanimate inert insensate insensible knocked lethargic numb on the canvas out like a light palsied passed out put away stunned stupefied swooning torpid tranced zonked

awake aware conscious decided intended intentional knowing

ripped stoned tipsy

baked bombed buzzed doped drugged drunk flying fried inebriated intoxicated loaded plastered sloshed smashed stewed tanked totaled tripping

boozed up on a trip spaced out strung-out

sober straight

bashed boozed up buzzed crocked flying high inebriated juiced laced liquored up lit plastered seeing double sloshed stewed stoned tanked three sheets to the wind tipsy totaled under the influence under-the-table wasted