slurp

For a moment, there’s no sound but Woo slurping on the food under the table.

Then, with a mighty slurp, it licked its long, wet tongue along the full length of Penelope’s face.

All of it is engineered around the brutality of capitalism, which bites, slurps, then discards.

The waiter explained how to eat them — pinch the top, slurp carefully — which is perfect for first-timers.

"He was literally slurping unclean pond water to stay hydrated," he said.