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Oz’s positions on health policy have been chameleonic; in 2010, he cut an ad urging Californians to sign up for insurance under President Barack Obama’s Affordable Care Act, telling viewers they had a “historic opportunity.”

This unfortunate condition — that my lady parts have some morality clause I didn’t sign up for — has left me sexless and single for more years than I care to admit.

Oz’s positions on health policy have been chameleonic; in 2010, he cut an ad urging Californians to sign up for insurance under President Obama’s Affordable Care Act, telling viewers they had a “historic opportunity.”

In a Reddit thread addressing the situation, Dr. Smith said he was put under scrutiny because he did not obtain state controlled substance certificates in Connecticut and Oklahoma and failed to sign up for state Prescription Drug Monitoring Programs in several states.

When I learned how to check my own daily screen time, it made me want to sign up for an exorcism.