mould

Last month, the National Audit Office found that 98% of the 23,000 homes that had external wall insulation installed under two separate schemes will result in damp and mould if left unaddressed.

These are placed into moulds, where mycelium, the root-like structure of fungi, takes over.

"It's a one-size-fits-all approach and, if they don't fit the mould, they don't know what to do with you."

A man, whose leasehold house is covered in damp and mould, plans to live in a motorhome on his driveway this winter.

The Spaniard wants to make his Anfield return an unhappy one for the hosts and prove his Madrid machine can compete for major silverware again as they continue to fit his mould.