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A beard trimmer leaps into jugulars, a VCR shoots tapes like a cannon, and the carnage of consumer goods is nasty, gory and cruel, with a darkly comic mean streak that recalls Joe Dante’s “Gremlins.”

Videos on social media depict bearded fighters walking down city streets, reassuring Christians and other minorities of their safety.

They are short, tall, flabby, lean, clean-shaven, bearded, bald and pony-tailed.

In a corn field near the town of Vintage, we met Jonas, a shyly polite man with a red beard, who said, “We don’t like any publicity.”

It’s possible that adult saber-tooth cats may have had hair on their faces – perhaps similar to a beard.