three sheets to the wind

buzzed faced inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted sloshed smashed soused tanked trashed wasted

besotted drunk as a skunk drunken half-seas over in one's cups shit-faced tipsy

sober straight

buzzed faced inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted sloshed smashed soused tanked trashed wasted

besotted drunk as a skunk drunken half-seas over in one's cups shit-faced tipsy

sober straight

drunken

besotted buzzed drunk as a skunk faced half-seas over in one's cups inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted shit-faced sloshed smashed soused tanked tipsy trashed wasted

besotted buzzed crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken faced half-seas over in one's cups inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted shit-faced sloshed smashed soused tanked tipsy trashed wasted

besotted buzzed crapulent drunk as a skunk drunken faced half-seas over in one's cups inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted shit-faced sloshed smashed soused tanked tipsy trashed wasted

bombed buzzed faced inebriated intoxicated loaded pickled plastered polluted sloshed smashed soused tanked trashed wasted

besotted crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken half-seas over in one's cups shit-faced tipsy

sober straight

stoned tipsy

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed high inebriate inebriated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stewed tanked totaled wasted

boozed up feeling no pain groggy juiced liquored up seeing double tight under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

drunken tipsy

blind bombed boozed buzzed inebriated loaded looped muddled potted smashed tanked

high sloppy tied one on tight under the influence unsober

sober

sad straight unhappy

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

glazed stewed

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed blitzed bombed buzzed crocked flushed flying fried gone inebriated lit loaded pissed polluted potted sauced sloshed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

boozed up dead drunk dead to the world drunk as a skunk drunken feeling good feeling no pain groggy half in the bag half-crocked high hooched up juiced liquored up schnockered seeing double tipsy under the influence under-the-table woozy zonked

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered sloshed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed buzzed crocked flushed flying inebriated intoxicated laced lit plastered potted sloshed smashed stewed stoned tanked totaled wasted

boozed up feeling no pain groggy high juiced liquored up seeing double tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled buzzed crocked flushed flying fuddled glazed inebriate inebriated intoxicated laced lit muddled plastered potted sloshed stoned tanked totaled wasted

besotted boozed up crapulent crapulous drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups juiced liquored up seeing double sodden tight tipsy under the influence under-the-table

sober straight

bashed befuddled besotted boozed up buzzed crapulent crapulous crocked drunk as a skunk drunken feeling no pain flushed flying fuddled glazed groggy half-seas over high high as a kite in one's cups inebriate inebriated intoxicated juiced laced liquored up lit muddled plastered potted seeing double sloshed sodden stewed stoned tanked tight tipsy totaled under the influence under-the-table wasted

bashed boozed up buzzed crocked feeling no pain flying high inebriated juiced laced liquored up lit plastered seeing double sloshed stewed stoned tanked tipsy totaled under the influence under-the-table wasted