Wen it iss a matteh of learrn in orrter to surfife, one learrnss.
And Xavier, who had a wen under his eye, laid his finger on it.
Most of all Rose dreaded the question, "Wen is 'E goin' to take a little 'ouse?"
I sorrow to hear that; the Wen was a capable man, and brave.
Wen he got to his own room, he found his wife cryin, lik her heart was brok.
Wen we got to the stashun he preferred a charge of larceny gainst me.
Wen he cum in, he picked up the paper and looked down the hed-lines.
Wen I got there the peeple was most crazey for noose from the Sheecargo fire.
Wen I giv it to him I thot there was a erupshun from a volcano, the way he swared at me.
Wen the show wos out, we went to a resterant, & had sum oysters.