Wen it iss a matteh of learrn in orrter to surfife, one learrnss.
And Xavier, who had a wen under his eye, laid his finger on it.
Most of all Rose dreaded the question, "Wen is 'E goin' to take a little 'ouse?"
I sorrow to hear that; the Wen was a capable man, and brave.
Wen he cum in, he picked up the paper and looked down the hed-lines.
Wen I got there the peeple was most crazey for noose from the Sheecargo fire.
Wen I giv it to him I thot there was a erupshun from a volcano, the way he swared at me.
Wen he got to his own room, he found his wife cryin, lik her heart was brok.
Wen the show wos out, we went to a resterant, & had sum oysters.
Wen we got to the stashun he preferred a charge of larceny gainst me.