geriatric

Well now if you are 35 and over, they call it a geriatric pregnancy.

“The pattern is clear: local government failed us on January 7 and continues to fail us,” said Jessica Rogers, president of the Pacific Palisades Resident Assn. and a geriatric social worker.

She recalled seeing a geriatric House member hobbling on a cane and telling a colleague, “It’s never going to be me. I’m not staying around that long.”

Do not be fooled by suggestions Australia have unveiled a list of geriatrics, ready to shuffle off to a cricketing retirement home, tending the garden in their baggy green caps.

And while she wasn’t much of an exerciser when I was growing up in Philadelphia, she now considers herself a “geriatric jock.”