admiral

If you want a monster to blame, blame the admiral.

Simon and Penelope suspected that the unreadable diary of the ill-fated trip to Ahwoo-Ahwoo might have described the same voyage taken by Pudge and the admiral, and might even have been written by Pudge himself.

The thickness of his tall boots must have absorbed the blows, for the admiral did not seem to mind or even stop to acknowledge his tiny attacker.

“I believe the admiral was the current Lord Ashton’s great-grandfather,” she explained.

Police say a man has been arrested following an investigation into a suspected fake admiral at a Remembrance Sunday event.