To the majority, spam means no more than chopped meat in a can.
Now, take a ton of email that's not spam -- in the biz, they call that "ham" -- and do the same.
You take every word that's in the spam and count how many times it appears.
If it turns out to be spam, you adjust the "spam" histogram accordingly.
So you're saying that you think the police should suck as hard as ...