Only the trout in Star Pond would ever sample that hootch again.
Its because they aint got no brainsat least, what theyve got are addled with hootch.
Provin and Adams will blow the blues in their laugh skit "Hootch Mon!"
A hootch bottle in the hands of a jealous Seorita becomes an effective weapon, but I would call it more like fate than accident.
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