A small boy once defined a Boob as one who always treats other people better than he does himself.
Of course, what bothers other people is that the Boob is so happy.
Nature must love the Boob, because she is a good deal of a Boob herself.
It will be the Boob who will come to your aid, even before the cop gets there.
It is the Boob who is always willing to look hopefully for ...