Trojan

My blood pressure can’t take watching Trojan football as it is today.

The previously unbeaten Trojans nearly overcame their problems by taking a late lead, but the Illini answer with a field goal as time expires.

More than 600 layoffs have hit the campus since then, according to Morning, Trojan, an independent outlet that monitors USC news.

The fictional Norfolk-based host can be used as a comedic "Trojan horse", he says, to talk about taboo subjects and to "mock different kinds of received wisdom."

The injury proved to be a devastating blow to USC’s title hopes, as the Trojans eventually lost in the Elite Eight to Connecticut.