trashy

“When a trashy tacky reality tv criminal bulldozes the White House Rose Garden to make a patio-styled food court for himself,” one X user wrote.

Those nascent days gave us trashy summer television at its absolute finest.

It would rather binge-watch thousands of hours of trashy TV shows than deal with the dithering crew of space hippies to which it’s been assigned.

It was snack, meal and mild emotional support all in one, and hit all the right notes: soft, salty, creamy and just a little bit trashy.

It’s maybe a little trashy, in the best possible way.