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Palo Alto Networks topped analysts’ earnings forecasts and announced a splashy deal late Wednesday, but that evidently wasn’t enough to wow investors.

“Set on nearly an acre of pristine waterfront, this five-bedroom, six-bathroom, 5,777-square-foot masterpiece is designed for both elegance and entertainment,” the listing crows—before drawing attention to the home’s very splashy star quality.

But the mere possibility will make it one of the more intriguing early subplots of the winter, representing one potentially splashier option for the club to consider in pursuit of 2026 roster upgrades.

Its splashy foray into the market is getting a local boost from the fashion arm of the Aditya Birla Group, a major Indian conglomerate.

“It’s one of those things that, I don’t think it’s a ‘need,’” Gomes said of the team’s interest in making another splashy reliever acquisition.