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Luxury hotels, villas and shopping bazaars are under construction there.

But then I spot a queue of folk waiting for Nigel Farage to sign their light blue Reform UK football shirt, bought at the nearby merchandise shop.

“Out of every shop window, every bar, you could hear Oasis, and they sounded better than they ever have.”

For someone to get you so effortlessly that even the mundane task of grocery shopping feels comforting is an anti-loneliness gift from the universe.

Spending less than an hour during work browsing properties or shopping online is not a sackable offence, a UK judge has ruled.