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He wore a lightweight black raincoat and loafers, a dark business suit, a crisp white shirt, a narrow black tie and a pearl stick-pin.

In the grainy footage, Mr Phillips could be seen leading his children through the rugged terrain, all wearing camouflaged clothing, raincoats and large backpacks.

"If Robbie Williams comes out? No, I'm leaving," said a woman next to me in the audience, as the stage filled with random people - common people - dressed in plastic raincoats.

Our second suggestion is to find ways to help put raincoats on those at whom the firehose of falsehood is being directed.

Here are five players most likely to swap their raincoats for a green jacket, along with a dark horse possibility: