This here feller goes down to the store, kep' by the post-master, once a week an' swops off a hound for a pint o' licker.

He comes round evenings and swops business lies with Pop, 'specially when Bee is here, but he can't be clever.

Every man thinks hiz nabor happier than he iz, but if he swops places with him he will want tew trade back next morning.