Rockies

If your hips ache a bit when you walk the corridors, he says, “maybe you should go take that hike in the Rockies sooner than later.”

Another influence that comes to mind is the old wagon-train western, if packed alongside the salt pork were a few speakers capable of blasting dance music loud enough to shake the Rockies.

By any objective measure, running the Colorado Rockies seems like the most miserable job in professional sports.

Our triple-A team, they’re now the Rockies but we used to be affiliated with the Dodgers so it just goes hand in hand.

The Brewers’ $143-million payroll this year was less than 20 other teams in Major League Baseball — including the historically bad Colorado Rockies — and almost one-third the size of the Dodgers.