restroom

“My preschool had these communal restrooms — just five toilets lined up ... no barriers, no doors. It was like a Roman bathhouse,” the performer said, drawing a laugh from one woman in the second row.

Staff had kicked Hodgson out, reporting he drunkenly wandered into the women’s restroom while armed with a handgun.

If Telluride had such a prize, it would have won there too as it left moviegoers openly weeping as they waited in line for the restrooms afterward.

To make the site compliant with the Americans With Disabilities Act, the county could also be on the hook for an additional $1 million to add pathways, restrooms, shade and other amenities.

There are practical needs, of course — ramps for restrooms and extra-bright neon tape on the ground to better light up and mark cues and equipment for low-vision performers and crew members.