Mounties

The braves made trouble with neighboring tribes, attracting the displeasure of the Canadian Mounties.

The Mounties issued a press release Wednesday urging “the public not to take matters into their own hands.”

People think the Mounties must be as many as an army, he said.

Behind the sled, clad in the blue trousers and red jacket of the Mounties, trotted a strapping six-footer.

After that we can invite the red-coated Mounties to take a hand.