Holy Bible

The Patriot Shop also lists a “Holy Bible” signed by “America’s Favorite Governor!” for $100, but it’s marked “SOLD OUT!”

I checked out some of the books ranked higher than mine — other than the “holy” Bible — and it didn’t take long to figure out what’s going on.

Putting secular documents together with the Holy Bible is technically an act of blasphemy.

“I’m curious, at what age group would the holy Bible be allowed in public schools?” asked Democratic Sen. Jeff Yarbro.

Then again, “The Holy Bible” made the American Library Association’s top 10 most challenged books in 2015 for, get this: “religious viewpoints.”