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The folders included many a random blob and splodge, alongside happy snaps of the would-be Picassos making creations only a parent could love.

"People have been so busy relating to how I look, it's a miracle I didn't become a self-conscious blob of protoplasm. It's not easy being Robert Redford," he once told New York magazine.

From late 2012 until 2017, there was a “warm weather blob” that extended from the waters off the west coast of Mexico all the way to the Gulf of Alaska.

The next day, he texted me a time and date with a drawing of what looked like giant floating lava-lamp blobs with two pairs of little feet sticking out from underneath.

He also claimed Reform UK needed to "change things" and are "the last line of defence against the blob, the cover-ups of the councils".