Dow

On Friday, both the Dow and the S&P 500 closed at record highs.

Side effects may include recession, job contraction, 401(k) bruising, recurrent Dow fluctuation, and IRA bleeding.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average soared nearly 200 points, closing above 16,000.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average is at about 15,727, also near a record high.

Stocks are booming, with the S&P and the Dow each near record highs.

Lorenzo Dow is still remembered by some of the "old fogies" as one of the most eccentric men that ever lived.

"I am more than a Captain," said the General, opening his overcoat slightly, to show his double dow of buttons.

Daugh-ter and I had been watch-ing the child from the li-bra-ry win-dow.

Dow overheard the remark, and rising, preached to his hearers such a sermon on Gehenna that they never forgot it, or him.

Beside him lay a vacant timber claim, and he invited a young man named Dow to take it, Dow boarded with Branson.