Dow Jones' Average

By the time the Great Recession ended in mid-2009, unemployment had doubled to 10% and the Dow Jones Average had fallen by 50%.

Finally, we give thanks that gas prices have begun to fall, though not nearly as fast or far as the price of crypto currency, tech stocks or the Dow Jones Average.

The Dow Jones average plunged more than 1,000 points during Monday’s trading session before recovering and finishing with a modest gain.

On Wall Street, the Dow Jones average jumped 1.35% to a record high, outperforming 1.0% gains in tech-heavy Nasdaq, as investors rotated into cyclical shares out of flying-tech firms.

An incoherent nutjob with the title of "president" boasting about the "greatest economy the world has ever seen," business analysts making orgasmic groans over the Dow Jones average, millionaire pundits examining the diversity of Joe Biden's cabinet selections.