cheeseburger

Dining halls on-base sign contracts with the Defense Department, giving them stricter nutritional standards, but, as Black notes, “it doesn’t compete with a cheeseburger” when there are fast-food outlets steps away.

Meanwhile Anna and Tess, who’ve been through this before, don’t have much motivation beyond using their lithe young bodies to ride scooters and scarf cheeseburgers.

It’s like an Impossible vegan burger, but it tastes just like a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s, with a gluten-free bun.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was flanked by a double cheeseburger and a fresh order of fries when he told Sean Hannity, “They turned me into a verb.”

Put them together and you’ve got the mecca of pleasure: a romp in Egyptian cotton sheets followed by a juicy room service cheeseburger.