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He flings his lunch against the wall, shattering a piece of Nancy Reagan’s china and leaving a trail of ketchup and hamburger grease on the wallpaper and faux gilt sconce recently procured from Home Depot.

As Joe Biden learned the hard way, attacking business won’t reduce the price of hamburger.

After the shutdown ends, he said, “you don’t go out next Thursday night and order two hamburgers instead of one.”

Popular videos depicted him driving a hamburger car down the freeway, speaking to police investigating a domestic violence call, and demanding a Big Mac from servers at Burger King.

“It has a fairly subtle flavor, and it makes absolutely no sense to me to put it on a hamburger,” she says.