15 Tweets About Motherhood "Motherhood: I'm just a girl, in a world, hoping to one day eat dinner sitting down." - @MommieKnwsFresh "Nothing screams 'I'm a mom' like showing up at work, forgetting I have a Batman bandaid on the back of my leg." - @UnfilteredMama "Googling Literally Everything: A New Mom's Story" - @LoriFradkin "Become a parent to discover how angrily you can serve someone crackers." - @copymama "Parenting is 99% getting roasted by your kids." - @MotherPlaylist "No One Listens Until I Yell: the name of my parenting memoir." - @NoSleepInBklyn "I’m not saying kids ruin your life, I’m just saying mine told her teacher all about my chin hair." - @ashleyaustrew "I've never been serenaded, but I have been followed through the house by someone reading me 'another funny thing' from Diary of a Wimpy Kid." - @amydillon "It's amazing how much of parenthood is spent eating delicious things in secret." - @lifeattiffanys "In parenthood you're either cleaning up shit, losing your shit, or pretending to have your shit together." - @OneFunnyMummy "My parenting style is 'I love you and cherish you with all my heart, but get away from me with those disgusting mouth noises.'" - @KateWhineHall "One of my favorite moments with my children is when I hold them close, look at them with loving eyes, and say 'I told you so.'" - @MotherPlaylist "Most of parenting is unsuccessfully attempting to sit down." - @yenniwhite "Being a parent means sometimes you say things like 'I love you to the moon & back but if you don't sleep right now I will haunt your dreams'" - @2questionable Want more oh-so-relatable motherhood quotes? Motherhood is hard, it's amazing ... but really hard. Check out these best sellers about motherhood and celebrate Mother's day with some relatable reading company: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book because who doesn't want to laugh while coloring. Momisms—The Daily Struggle ... just, yes. Go the F*ck to Sleep ... who hasn't been here? Do Your Laundry or You'll Die Alone: Advice Your Mom Would Give if She Thought You Were Listening—a little something for those of you with older kids ... who just won't leave.