yours truly

Every person who fires the treb that day—yours truly emphatically included—gushes the same thing afterward: “Boy, that was satisfying!”

These days he would have too much of an image to uphold, and too much security required, to be seen in the same dodgy establishments as yours truly.

One of those doubters was once yours truly.

Watson’s face was plastered on billboards across New York, Los Angeles, and Miami with pull quotes—as with those falsified by employees, like yours truly—calling him “the greatest interviewer on TV” and comparing him with Oprah.

“Today, he had a day off, and how did he spend that? Brunch with Melania? No. Maybe a catch with Barron in the yard? No, no. Ranta Claus got up bright and early to post 165 venomous words about yours truly!”