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Somewhere between the eggplants and the onions, she disappeared behind a door and emerged with a perfect ruby orb.

It led with “Charlotte mayor scores primary re-election victory amid national backlash over gruesome train murder” and another breaking story: “Hellfire missile bounces off mysterious orb in stunning UAP footage shown to Congress.”

“She had a dream when she was pregnant with me where she was in a field surrounded by golden orbs and they turned into the sun,” he explains.

Those heavenly orbs would never make it to market — not even down the street.

For some, though, “fruit salad” still conjures images of syrup-slicked fruit orbs — maybe even veering into ambrosia territory.