main squeeze

In 2019 she wooed fans at Coachella and rubbed elbows with the Kardashian-Jenner family; during the pandemic, she made a cameo in the video for Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s incendiary “W.A.P.” and became main squeeze to Puerto Rican pop star Rauw Alejandro.

At my long-delayed annual checkup, my doctor asked how I was doing, living so far from my main squeeze during isolating pandemic days.

She even joined an all-woman accordion orchestra — the Main Squeeze.

This is a complicating factor for a nation inducing a return to a baseline of economic activity: People just don’t want to do that much if their main squeeze can’t come along, especially if they think their fun could get that squeeze sick.

She consoles herself with a few drinks and watching "Main Squeeze," a dating competition where 25 contestants out-flirt each other for the hand of the eligible bachelor or bachelorette, and ends up writing a post criticizing the show's lack of body diversity.