falsies

An architectural push-up bra and two sets of falsies provide that glamour model look.

So instead of the falsies, I just build a lash.

The photos showed Ertel wearing blackface, lipstick, a New Orleans Saints bandanna as a headscarf, falsies and a T-shirt with “Katrina Victim” written on it.

They allegedly show Ertel, then the Seminole County supervisor of elections, wearing blackface, red lipstick, earrings and falsies underneath a purple shirt that had the words "Katrina Victim" on it.

I didn’t yet know that my male classmates were taking bets on a running competition to find out whether my breasts were real or, in the parlance of the day, “falsies”.