ecdysiast

From the moment we first met him more than a decade ago, Mike has been what you might call an unenthusiastic ecdysiast, forever on the verge of retiring his thong-and-dance routine.

And thus the ecdysiast became the face that launched a thousand anti-submarine sorties.

A sylvan foursome has gone terribly wrong, and the surviving ecdysiast hastens to Kyle’s cabin and begs for refuge.

How, one asks, can anybody who gyrates like an ecdysiast claim to be a Christian?

Maybe Messalina Magdalen or one of the lesser ecdysiasts was presenting the perfection of her techniques over the private channel at the moment, an event he would appreciate.