dweeb

Normally, an argument like this would be settled by the Census Bureau, the ultimate arbiter of all things dweeb.

Meanwhile, a furious Cassie decides to ruin Lexi’s play by going on stage and ripping into her for being a dweeb.

In desperation, he grabs a pair of the sunglasses that distinguish the players from the dweebs and discovers a world of options he’s never before known, little balloons of choice hovering in the air, his for the grabbing.

Dave Lizewski (played by Aaron Johnson) is a high-school dweeb ala Peter Parker.