geyser

Meghan is a wealthy American woman living a royal dream, if you ignore the geyser of British tabloid bile constantly burbling in the background of her life.

Maybe this explains the creator’s choice to make the towering media malpractice that cemented Knox’s infamy a minor character as opposed to the acid geyser etching her supposed malice into our collective memory.

This summer, however, Universal Studios has made the ride even wetter, thanks to additional dinosaurs and new geysers.

There’s geysers of gore and a skinhead who gets turned into a tiki torch.

The wellspring of this geyser of asininity is the simple fact that Trump doesn’t understand how trade works.