You know, it's quite all right to give the underdog a hand, but only one hand.
But Gud did not hear the bark of the Underdog, for Gud was dead.
So Gud spoke comradely to the Underdog and the Underdog wagged cordially.
When the Underdog returned there followed at his heels a handsome Devil.
And we knew for the first time that a man may smile and smile and be an underdog.