When they asked me if I was hurt, I says, 'He snapped my dern old leg like a 'tater.'
But pickin' 'tater bugs wouldn't be as bad as that, to my mind.
It would be nice an' hot, with thick gravy an' a tater or so.
My head is tater on one side, but it's all right on t'other.
And that a'n't out of the tater side, you can depend on that.
The size of Tater's lip appears considerably ...