At the best there would be no kosher food in the house any more.
Show a treif gendarme a kosher coin, and he will be shivering with ague.
In Ramsgate I enjoy myself; there's a kosher butcher, and all the people I know.
The next time I saw the manager I asked him about sausage and kosher meat, and he scowled.
The same way with the kosher meat idea: his business was the packing ...