Pe ye a Yankee peddler, mit chewelry in your pack, to sheat the gals?
Your Aunt Kitty couldn't come; nyther could your grandmother nor the gals.
I'm plum 'shamed of the way our gals is actin' with the boarders.
Gals like to walk round and look at scenery, and pick flowers, and so on.
But the boss wants them two gals—and what he wants he gits, sooner or later.
If he ...