fat chance

Brooks: Here comes Peter, folks, the well-known director of Busting and Fat Chance, hopping down the bunny trail.

Fat chance that would get through this, or perhaps any, Congress.

To his subjects like Lauder, who joked that he hoped “he manipulates the lines out of my face,” Samaras responds “fat chance.”

Why does a fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing?

Just my luck to miss a nice fat chance like that—the beggar was never caught, he seemed to vanish into thin air.

“Fat chance we have of winning now,” Dan said as the final event of the meet was called.

You had a fat chance of talking the old Major out of anything!

And he doesn't tell me anything except that we stand a fat chance of losing everything.

“Fat chance of digging up a live Indian in Webster City,” he scoffed.